Monday, February 20, 2006

Holy crap this is hilarious! If you can’t or won’t afford a PDA, give it a try! Don’t forget to purchase the perfect portability accessory, a pencil. When you get bored (and I know you do because well, here you are reading this and it’s not because you didn’t really feel like hanging out with Tara Reid tonight) then take your accessory and do this with it. What the…?

T-t-t-too much time on my hands…

But this is really cool I think. I downloaded it. I’ll give it a try and get back with you. I can totally see it now: You’re in an office with a group of executives making your pitch to sell them your product, say some software they really need. They want to try out the test-ware you’re lending them and you’ll be getting back with them next week. Which day? Hmmm…lemme check my uh…Pocket Mod. Shows your sleek advanced and techno-updated side off like no other item could. Fits in right next to my beeper. I scoff at batteries!

For all you folks who are thinking “wow, what a geniusly simple idea” I used one of these since my days at Hesperia Public schools. Oh yeah. And since it’s getting all technical, I guess I had email back then too, in a way.

Geniuses are all around us and most of the time, unless they do or create something such as this, they can go unnoticed. Like me for instance. Those of you who have known me all my life have scarcely considered me a genius. And yet here you are reading my blog, the anticipation of the next word is just thrilling. I bet you’re not even finished reading this and already you’re wondering “what and when will he post next?” Geniuses are everywhere and some day, they’ll do something that makes them a renowned genius. Then you’ll wish you’d have paid them a little more attention huh? Then you might have a chance of being one of these people (oh, the guy next to Smarty there is Charlie Chaplin and the lady is Elsa, Mrs. Smarty, so you couldn’t be one of them, but you might be able to be the other guy with a yellow arrow there behind Charlie).

So just a little more stuff to let you use your computer for good and not evil, incase the whole iTunes and Podcast thing has you all freaked out. And hey, if so, call my sister Jill because she teaches people how to do scary things like reboot, download and surf the net. Really, I’ll get you a link to her. Good luck!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if I understand this right. The 'PocketMod' is actually just a small notebook that will fit in your pocket? And that pencil is absolutely out of control! Somebody had WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands. I hope that pencil wasn't your creation! :o) The 'PocketMod' dates back to the mid-80's for me. Okay- maybe late 80s. Used one for my piano lessons! Remember that Jill?!
Anyway--- thank you for all your advice. I'll grab a piece of paper, fold it up... and sell it on Ebay! I'll let you know how much I sell it for.

Anonymous said...

holy crap...you're freakin' hilarious!! as you can all guess...never a dull moment at our house...lol...yes i'm literally laughing out loud!:) love~jill

Thena said...

Jill's hubby is blogging
Thought I'd take a look
Who knows what will happen next?
Perhaps he'll write a book?

Thena Smith


Fun blog

Anonymous said...

hey Jim, for those who don't know already, you might want to explain that you have a sister named Jill so that there isn't any wierdo confusion there...ya know, his wife's name is Jill, but now he's calling her his sister?? Interesting!