Sunday, April 23, 2006

















Well what to say, what to say…I guess I feel like I should apologize for not posting sooner, but then, no…you should all be so fortunate as to even possess the knowledge of the existence of this blog and be able to come here to recharge and to be enlightened. All for free too. You know I love a bargain, and this one trumps them all.

Merely an explanation, NOT an excuse, I continue to find myself entirely wrapped up in things at home and just life in general. This week finally saw the completion of Jill’s room which I personally assumed would haunt us through our retirement, a new outbuilding (read:canopy) in the back yard, a clean, green yard, raspberry bushes (red and black) planted, my birthday…yes, my birthday was his week too, and finally, this week saw, along with a few other unfortunate onlookers and passers by, my daughter peeing on and streaking through the front yard.

Yes, Sage officially (as if there were any doubt) heeded the call of her genetic make up by removing her pants (and diaper), following her unprompted and (hopefully she didn’t learn this from anyone!) instinctive Scripps-like behavior and wetting the lawn, immediately followed by a sprint across the dry part, and all that immediately followed by her slightly, if at all, amused, camera wielding mother.

Typical of the Scripps throughout history, this behavior sans camera wielding mother, as a rule, doesn’t start until high school/college age and is rarely photographed as we are usually aware of the ramifications that may ensue when photographic or otherwise tangible evidence is readily available. Lucky for us, mom was able to capture the moment, or you and I would never believe that such a shy, humble and reserved little angel such as Sage could possibly be capable of such debauchery.

It is with great pleasure and pride that I present to you for the second time, the first showing of Sage’s butt. I’m sure she will no doubt show it several more times throughout her life (and I predict an America’s Funniest Video appearance for starters) but (no pun intended) let this be the one. Let this be the photo that friends, boyfriends, bosses and others at high times in her life laugh at and pick on her about. Let this one make Sage wish for the old days when there was only the negative and the photo to destroy, not like today where no matter what, she will never get rid of this photo without completely destroying way too much property than it could ever be worth. Let us do it out of love though, as so many will enjoy the laugh. And deep down, if not on the surface, she will love it, and the knowledge that we care enough to go through the trouble each time of printing, posting, projecting and basically exposing (again, no pun intended) Sage’s behind to those around.

So back to that birthday thing…I am 35 now. That was so old when I was young. SO old. Now that I’m 35, it feels the same as 25. Really. Although I remember what I did last night and 420 only means my birthday to me now, I still don’t feel like I thought I would feel when I was young.

The birthday was way cool. I went out to dinner with ALL of my siblings. That happens maybe once a year if we are fortunate. I feel so privileged to have one of those times happen just for me on my birthday. Thanks to you who are reading this and are my siblings. It was nice to look down the table and see you all and to look at the pictures of us all together. It was a great gift.

So this coming week will be busy as well. Jill’s sister Amy will be visiting from Fort Collins, CO. Having visitors is always exciting but Amy is always fun so I am looking forward to her visit and I know Sage is too. Of course Jill is as well but I didn’t think I’d need to spoon feed you…

All is well here and it’s only getting better as the weather warms up. I continue on my quest to work the neighbors hard this summer. I bought a $35 bag of weed and feed, two bags of grass seed on sale for $3, and mowed. They called Chem-Lawn. I figure by June our lawn will look like a golf course.

I kind of pity their son who will no doubt pay for his father’s insecurities as he is forced to mow, rake and mow again in order to “keep up with the Jones”. Yes I am aware that this is evil and unnecessary, I am not doing it for my neighbor, I just want a nice lawn. It just so happens that the guy next door doesn’t share my energy and enthusiasm for the same so it tends to make his yard look worse than it already is. I want to feel bad, but then I wake up, step out the front door and look at the nice green lawn I’ve worked for, and I forget about feeling bad. It’s all good. My lawn makes me feel good. There, I said it.

Other great and wonderful things are happening here as well but I choose not to expound upon them at this time for lack of room in this venue. For details, you may email me if you wish, or keep checking here as I may decide to divulge them here at a later date…but then again, I may not, so you choose.

It’s late and I have to get some sleep now, I’ve got to get up early in the morning to water my lawn (just kidding, I think…) and I don’t want to be late for work.

Thank you for being loyal readers and faithfully checking back each day or whenever you do. I hope however this finds you, you will find yourself smiling at the end. Have a wonderful and productive week and I hope it turns out the way you want it to.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

First comment...yay! I sure do agree with you on the Scripps/naked thing, and I'm glad that you had an awesome b-day with my aunts and uncles (and mom)

Anonymous said...

I fear that you're going overboard on this lawn thing. You're making the rest of us look bad. Glad you had a great birthday. It was our privilege to honor you with our presence (no presents though). All lawns need to be christened. Glad Sage and you are doing your part. When's Jill's turn? Get the camera out for that one!

Anonymous said...

Always entertaining Jim!! Happy belated b-day...glad you could spend it with your brothers and sisters!! You know, Jill was at least pc in that she "edited" Sage's Butt!! TOO FUNNY, thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

I've never been more excited to fly across country just to see a lawn! It better be as good as you make it out to be.

See you Thursday! :o)

And if you do get shot of Jill taking her turn on the lawn please make sure you only post the EDITED version.

Anonymous said...

glad you enjoyed your birthday...loved our date on saturday night...love you!

i agree the lawn is looking nice...but do you really think it's neccessary to sleep out there? it will be ok by itself overnight...;)

-me

jim said...

Amy,
Jill, along with everyone else, is not allowed to walk on my lawn.

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh...you are SUCH an amazing writer...will you write a book? SERIOUSLY!!! i'll read it! anywayz...you are HILARIOUS...and i miss ya!!!

Anonymous said...

Jim, I hope my degree in English will someday make me as eloquent of a writer as you...

Anonymous said...

Just a warning - I'll wait until you aren't looking-- or when you're sleeping to go out and enjoy the lawn then.

jim said...

Amy,
Good luck!

jim said...

...remember, Jill said I sleep ou there too...

Anonymous said...

Just don't go putting up an eletric fence to protect your beloved lawn...Sage's fanny is too cute to fry.
~Jen Flake

Anonymous said...

Okay Mr. Jim... I heard the fence is finished up and the lawn is looking better than ever. You'll need to post some pics pretty soon here or I'm going to think the lawn has been neglected.

Anonymous said...

i think you should just post & say you are trying to quit the 'blog' scene. i know it can be tough. just let us know that you have said no to blogging.

OH & TIM & I WISH WE COULD HAVE SPENT SOME TIME WITH YOU IN AZ!

You'll just have to come out to CO.

Anonymous said...

Seriously...I agree with Amy...just post saying you aren't goiong to post anymore...then we can quit wishing you would!
How long has it been now???? Well over a month! Is something wrong???...do have writers block?